My primary motivation for blogging has always been self-indulgence, but I admit that I like seeing when posts of mine, sometimes from years ago and concerning fandoms I’ve long since left behind, randomly pick up notes and sometimes even reblogs. I suppose that’s one thing Tumblr has been good for.
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I don’t expect to be personally affected by Tumblr’s turn for the puritanical aside from losing access to a few sources of kinky masturbatory material. My NSFW content is all text, and even though I’m technically a sex worker I don’t conduct business of that sort on here and at in any case not a soft target for anti harassment, being cis male, demonstrably gay, and of an age where the opinions of strangers on the internet have little effect on me.
Even so, if this site ends up banning most of its adult content I anticipate spending rather less time here, out of principle (such as mine are) and out of lack of interest in a heavily censored fandom experience. I don’t have any other notable social media presence so I can’t direct people elsewhere, but if I find the time and motivation to blog again regularly I may have to explore other options. As it stands I’m not going anywhere, but an update was warranted I think.
My biggest brained Fates take is that both marrying any of the adopted sibs AND any Deeprealms kids are actively contraindicated by canon and exist solely for player entertainment.
Well none of those characters are Aqua, so probably :p
Crazy thing is, for all that Aqua seems pushed by mechanics and marketing (special supports for each routes, fast support growth, generally being glued to your ass for the whole story)…she also has canon scenes that somewhat contradict that. Most explicitly the IK ending where she abdicates, saying she doesn’t want to rule…which is literally impossible when she’s your queen. The Nohr end where she drags herself off to die alone like a wounded animal also doesn’t jive with being your wife. I don’t think there are significant dialog changes for the dream/ghost version of her you encounter in the epilogue, either?
Altogether the ‘canon’ vibe I get between Aqua and Kamui is something like star-crossed lovers, but they never quite made it all the way. Intense feelings, never realized.
Somewhere I got the impression before my recent replay that M!Corrin/Azura triggers a variation in the Revelation ending, but it turns out that’s not the case. This actually leaves Fates as the only FE other than Sacred Stones to have no hard canon or canon-endorsed* lord pairings, which…I suppose makes sense as Corrin’s most significant emotional attachments have more to do with family. That the player has the option to add some pseudo-incest or cousin “incest” to the mix appears to be a bonus.
*Canon-endorsed in this case meaning pairings that get additional or variant content as a result of making them that competing pairings don’t get. Examples include Eliwood/Ninian and Hector/Lyn in FE7, Ike/Soren in FE10, and m!Robin/Lucina and f!Robin/Chrom in FE13.
What assigned books did you LOVE?
This post makes me sad. As a literature teacher, honestly, it’s pretty discouraging – especially because just about EVERY book apparently sucks.
I don’t know if this post will get any traction whatsoever; I’m a wee bug here on tumblr without much of a voice. But I’d really appreciate it if – even if you don’t post comments of your own – if you’d reblog this so that some of your followers might see it and respond.
Lord of the Flies. I was absolutely enraptured by that book and I read it three times my senior year.
Honestly there were hardly any assigned books I didn’t love but then also I ended up becoming an English major, so…
Highlights though: Le Morte d’Arthur. A Separate Peace. Hamlet (ok, but I’d read it twice on my own before we got around to reading it in school…). And since I also minored in Latin: Ovid’s Metamorphoses.
FRANKENSTEIN.
Fucking changed my life. Considering writing my senior thesis on it.
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer by Patrick Suskin.
The way smell is described and its effect on people, is just freaking incredible.
Summer of the monkeys.
Great Gatsby, assigned in 9th grade, to the point that I now have my favorite lines as a massive tattoo.
Dracula. I already loved the format, already enjoyed vampire fiction, but ohhhhhh my godddddd I still have the saddest crush on actual canon Mina Harker.
Also Inherit The Wind, if plays count. Tenth grade was a good year, I guess?
Lord of the Flies, literally all the Shakespeare, the Handmaid’s Tale, Regeneration (the series that became my favourite books ever), Naked Lunch which was kinda a cheat because I’d already read it once…
Black Boy by Richard Wright, the Regeneration trilogy, The Naked Civil Servant by Quentin Crisp
Great Gatsby. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. The Scarlet Letter. It’s been a while since high school, so I’m almost certainly missing some that I enjoyed but have forgotten with time, but those are three I enjoyed.
Additionally, one thing that one of my high school english teachers did that really made her a popular teacher and helped people enjoy a lot more of the books read in her class, was to teach about the time period in which the book was written before we read each book. Before starting a new novel, she would put together a little presentation on some highlights of the political and cultural climate that the author grew up in, as well as any relevant pieces of the author’s personal history that informed their writing. It helped ground the stories for her students, and made it much easier to understand the characters and pick up on themes in each novel.
The Outsiders, Pride & Prejudice, 1984, Black Boy
Wuthering Heights, Sula
Sula, The Catcher in the Rye, To the Lighthouse, Macbeth
Granted that except for the first two all of these were assigned at university rather than in high school, but –
The Great Gatsby, A Streetcar Named Desire, Absalom, Absalom!, Mrs. Dalloway, Madame Bovary, A Confederacy of Dunces, Giovanni’s Room, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, and probably others I’m forgetting.
Does anyone else ever read anything so achingly poignant and relatable that they get the urge to write a lengthy melodramatic diatribe against the various people they’ve fallen into and out of bed with in a significant way? Maybe that’s just me.
The male Nohrian and Hoshido royals + your favorite male retainer of each country
Push off a cliff: Azama – Not exactly what you’d do to a favorite per se, but if he survives his reaction will undoubtedly be entertaining. Definitely don’t do this one to Takumi, because it leads to possession in his case.
Kiss: Ryoma – Not crazy about him, but he’s undeniably hot and well-connected. He also seems like one of those men who’s much sexier when his mouth is otherwise occupied.
Marry: Xander – This one is a no-brainer. A guy like this might even be enough to almost convince me to be monogamous.
Set on Fire: Takumi – I don’t hate him…but it would still be funny, and so fitting with his massive inferiority complex.
Wrap a Blanket around: Odin – Not that I don’t mind his half nudity, but he’s been dealt something of a rough hand under all the crazy, and unlike Laslow he’s not an aggressively heterosexual flirt.
Be Roommates with: Leo – Stable and without any annoying traits, not much else to say.
meme thing: Leon, Valbar, Boey, Lukas, Python, Forsyth
Push off a cliff: Leon – Competition, sorry.
Kiss: Python – Would be incredibly good at it, especially since the ask doesn’t specific what kind of kissing or where.
Marry: Forsyth – Good sex, a romantic angle even if it’s not one I play up much myself, and a stable career and position all make him a great marriage candidate. The poly options are just lagniappe.
Set on Fire: Boey – Because his screaming would be mildly entertaining, and anyway he’d probably survive since Mae has likely done something similar to him before.
Wrap a Blanket around: Valbar – Bears are fun cuddlers, and he needs some support. Plus, he’s so slow on the uptake that I could get away with a quiet orgasm or two from the contact alone.
Be Roommates with: Lukas – Clean, responsible, and not bad to look at. Too bad he’d be really hard to tempt into anything more salacious than that.
Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:
- Push off a cliff
- Kiss
- Marry
- Set on Fire
- Wrap a Blanket around
- Be Roommates with
agoddamn said
Oh man, there’s agewank too? I haven’t seen that yet but one of the off-putting things about the show for me is that everyone looks and acts SUPER babyish
I suppose you could call it anticipatory agewank? I’ve seen it pop up elsewhere in fandoms I don’t know much about, but the concept is that antis are afraid to ship when characters don’t have designated canonical ages on the off chance that a pairing might be revealed to be a minor and adult. Regarding this particular post-VLD (if you will) crowd, I’ve read that they were burned by this early in the show’s run. Shallura used to be a popular way to get both Shiro and Allura out of the way for Klance to happen…until one of the showrunners commented that Allura was the equivalent of a teenager (minus her time spent frozen of course) making the ship retroactively “pedophilia.” I therefore get the impression that these antis are especially sensitive to that sort of thing happening again, were thrilled when The Dragon Prince revealed all the ages of the main cast right away, and have been noticeably less thrilled that the showrunners for this series haven’t done the same.
And while I don’t plan on watching the show myself, I do agree that the characters all look rather childish. Then again, the internet can turn literally anything into porn no matter how ill-suited the art style may be for that, so I have every confidence that’ll be the case here as well.
paragonred said
I’m making a wild guess that it’s about the latest Netflix animated show and a certain cat
That’s the one. So much hand-wringing over whether it’s abusive to ship a hero and a villain or conversely whether disliking a F/F pairing makes you lesbophobic or – most dreaded of all – whether the fan favorite pairing is actually pseudo-incestuous under the ludicrously broad anti definition of the term. Oh, and apparently the showrunners haven’t released ages yet either which is a fandom heresy now because someone might find themselves liking a relationship between one character who is 17 years, 364 days, and 23 hours old and another who is 18 years and 10 minutes old and inadvertently discover that they (the fan) are actually a pedophile. It’s all highly amusing – not to mention cathartic when one considers how much of this is just backlash against a shipping war in a certain other show not resolving itself as many of these fans would have wanted.