Clive/Mathilda
D – I’m neutral on it
Glurgy in a way that reminds me unpleasantly of how a certain man formerly of my acquaintance would be with his girlfriends, but they seem to deserve each other for better or worse. I can’t even headcanon Mathilda wanting him for his money or because he’s amazing in the sack, the former because she comes from a wealthy family herself and the latter because of course he isn’t. I suppose she finds his indefatigable mediocrity endearing.
Clive/Clair
F – NOTP
I don’t have any moral quandaries about incest, but for God’s sake have it at least be interesting and not a copy/paste of Clarine and Klein.
Clive/Fernand
C – Not a bad ship
…with the caveat that it only “works” as an unfulfilled tragedy that would have been much better had Fernand been less of an ass. Oh, well – Fernand thoroughly gets his comeuppance via his replacement mancrush, and Clive is probably just as clueless as ever.
Clive/Lukas
E – I don’t really like it
A queer man not-so-subtly crushing on a straight man…yeah, no. This trope sucks pretty much no matter how it’s played, which is also why I don’t much care for what the game is (probably) going for with Leon and Valbar. Good on Lukas for growing past it and making new friends though, as I don’t see his feelings ever being returned (or even fully understood).
Clive/Forsyth
D – I’m neutral on it
Basically the same as Clive/Lukas except that Forsyth comes across as less serious and less emotionally vulnerable in his hero worship so it doesn’t feel as cruel. Also, Python exists. Forsyth may be much more likely to want to pursue something definite – a manly military romance, most likely – but I still don’t see Clive going along with it to any satisfactory degree. Mutual handjobs in the dark while they’re both thinking of someone else, at most.
Clive/Python
C – Not a bad ship
In terms of socio-political ideologies this is even more screwed up than Les Mis’s defining m/m ship Enjolras/Grantaire, but as with anything involving Python it would undoubtedly be fun though very likely lacking in real substance. Considering the aforementioned ideological conflict that’s probably for the best, really. Python would definitely kiss and tell, if only to get Forsyth riled up in more ways than one.