Push off a cliff: Leon – Competition, sorry.
Kiss: Python – Would be incredibly good at it, especially since the ask doesn’t specific what kind of kissing or where.
Marry: Forsyth – Good sex, a romantic angle even if it’s not one I play up much myself, and a stable career and position all make him a great marriage candidate. The poly options are just lagniappe.
Set on Fire: Boey – Because his screaming would be mildly entertaining, and anyway he’d probably survive since Mae has likely done something similar to him before.
Wrap a Blanket around: Valbar – Bears are fun cuddlers, and he needs some support. Plus, he’s so slow on the uptake that I could get away with a quiet orgasm or two from the contact alone.
Be Roommates with: Lukas – Clean, responsible, and not bad to look at. Too bad he’d be really hard to tempt into anything more salacious than that.
Gascon-en-exil: Gallophilic Cultural Posturing 