Of course I ship it, more actively than Ike/Soren as it’s got more potential to be a healthier relationship and because of certain unpleasant comparisons that may be drawn between Ike/Soren and a relationship of mine that went that very sour. There’s less to lean on in canon especially if one starts bringing up parallels with other lord pairings, but it’s certainly there to be shipped. 

Also the porn is hotter.

Uh…I guess? I haven’t got much of a handle on the Awakening kids, though Cordelia would probably be quietly appalled. It’s like Ares/Nanna where they joke(?) about realizing their parents’ impossible relationship…except if Eldigan and Lachesis were still alive to witness it.

Finally, some M/M. It’s like everyone spontaneously forgot what my specialty is and what I do semi-professionally with my own orifices.

I couldn’t see Python turning down anyone as he’s like a lazier Jesse when it comes to wanting to get naked with people (he might be more inclined toward men, but that could just be the product of the narrative circles they each run in). Conrad on the other hand is an enigma in that he doesn’t seem interested in relationships or sex and possibly not even the proud series tradition of incest to which I’m about 80% sure he owes his existence. If he takes his roleplaying into the bedroom Python could definitely have some fun with him, but there’s about an equal chance he’s a virgin. 

Past that possible hookup however Python’s not the type to settle down with anyone except maybe Forsyth (and then almost certainly not in any formal sense), and there’s no telling how strange he’d make things for the kingdom as the overt or covert lover of the queen’s brother. It really is better for everyone in and out of universe that Conrad stays single.

Silvia would probably do it, but I really don’t see Lachesis going there especially around the time they both join the army.

That is random. Um…Edain is sort of right up Tailtiu’s alley given her penchant for nobles with serious family issues – though that describes over half the cast of FE4 so that’s hardly saying much. Not really sure what Edain is into other than people who rescue her , but then Tailtiu is playing (badly) at being a bodyguard in Chapter 3 so maybe? Gah, I’m hopeless with F/F crack; I can’t puzzle it out even on a purely erotic level.

Pelleas/Soren is delightful screwed up though more suited to Jugdral than Tellius. I have significant trouble seeing Soren with anyone else, true, but there are more out-there options. At least these two can bond over the more arcane details of the setting’s magic system.

While I’m fairly invested in a homosocially-inclined Eliwood he definitely has his genuine moments with women. Not really feeling Isadora, though; it’s a bit like a milder Ike/Titania in that Eliwood has the aforementioned interest in women and Isadora’s tragic love isn’t also Eliwood’s father, but that’s not saying very much. They both have options that aren’t so strange.